Snorting
Thursday, January 10, 2008
I'm taking time out of my very busy day to post this very unimportant message. Because, you know, there's no better way to panic and get absolutely nothing done than to blog.
Do you ever snort? No, no, I'm not talking about drug snorting. I'm talking about snorting when you laugh.
Probably not, right? Well, I've noticed a disturbing trend lately. I've started snorting when I laugh. Sometimes I snort when I take a deep breath. It's like I've lost control of my nose. It's rebelling by making me look (and sound) like a complete idiot.
I feel betrayed. I mean, I take good care of it. I always buy the soft tissues with lotion built in. What more could it ask for?
Thursday, January 10, 2008 at 10:00:00 AM CST
Uh oh! This could be an early warning sign of something awful, like the Snorting Pig Laugh. At least it's not the Hyena Cackle or one of its variants.
Thursday, January 10, 2008 at 1:38:00 PM CST
Snorting is hearty and good. You only have to start worrying if you get the urge to go outside and sniff around for truffles.
Friday, January 11, 2008 at 10:55:00 AM CST
I am a huge fan of the "snorting pig laugh," as Chappy put it, although I've never managed to pull it off myself. Just enjoy it for what it is... one of life's little curve balls that helps keep things interesting.
Friday, January 11, 2008 at 3:00:00 PM CST
hahahahah, this post totally threw me off guard...not what I typically expect from your blog :)
I snort if I get to laughing really REALLY hard.
Not sure if I could control it, I've never tried.
But if it's just coming out because you're happy and laughing, there's nothing wrong with that!
Friday, January 11, 2008 at 5:37:00 PM CST
:)
I think it's coming out because I'm nervous. The past week has been.. difficult. But I think I'm past that now.
Sunday, January 20, 2008 at 11:07:00 AM CST
I do sometimes snort when I laugh, but then I also snore quite badly and have sleep apenea. It's all frickin' embarassing.