If I only had a heart...
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Your Score: Robot
You are 71% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant.
You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. You are not like the robots they show in the movies. Movie robots are make-believe, because they always get all personable and likeable after being struck by lightning, or they are cold, cruel killing machines. In all reality, though, you are much more boring than all that. Real robots just sit there, doing their stupid jobs, and doing little else. If you get struck by lightning, you won't develop a winning personality and heart of gold. (Robots don't have hearts, silly, and if they did, they would probably be made of steel, not gold.) You also won't be likely to terrorize humanity by becoming an ultra-violent killing machine sent into the past to kill the mother of a child who will lead a rebellion against machines, because that movie was dumb as hell, and because real robots don't kill--they horribly maim at best, and they don't even do that on purpose. Real robots are boringly kind and all too rarely try to kill people. In all my years, my laptop has only attacked me once, and that was only because my brother threw it at me. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual.
(via Pharyngula)
Friday, July 20, 2007 at 12:17:00 AM CDT
This is one of the best ones yet hehe. Let's see what I get...
Oh. Your Score: Sociopath
You are 57% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
Ahh O.K. ya got me. This is the best part: Your exact opposite is the Hippie.
Friday, July 20, 2007 at 10:42:00 AM CDT
Neat. This is a more "colorful" version of the Myers-Briggs test.
I scored a Robot too.
I think in High School I was a bit of "Emo" and "Spiteful Loner". So, I suppose I should see "Robot" as an improvement. :)
Friday, July 20, 2007 at 4:06:00 PM CDT
Your Score: Haughty Intellectual
You are 85% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant
I was kind of hoping for 'Robot' too but I think I aced this test. At least I'm pretty sure 'Televangelist' would've constituted failure and this is pretty opposite. :p
Saturday, July 21, 2007 at 6:59:00 PM CDT
I am so surprised to be labeled a Spiteful Loner. All these years I've been living under the illusion that I'm a Haughty Intellectual. My life is a lie. :(